Awk skinny tannkidd

I am 6'2, tan, and awkward

noneaday:

officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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Rio is in brazil you uneducated swine

xxspiritkeeperxx:

magelulu:

so apparently two slightly different versions of let it go were made for the movie this is the version they decided not to use [x]

I WAS EXPECTING A RICK ROL LAND I T HINK I JSUT HAD A HEART ATTACK

I CAN’ BREAT HE HELP ME

(via doyouwatchswim)

dutchster:

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

(via pencilstab)

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

(Source: thats-so-tyler, via joinmycontagion)

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

(Source: dailystir, via pizza)

heyriahh:

kingjaffejoffer:

Soccer Dad Gettin His

Turn up at the Hyundai dealership 

(via aly-goes-rawr)

melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via guy)

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